The people’s awards, prank candles & Wayne Rooney

Hello!

Sorry for bunking off being off ill last week.

On Monday’s show:

  • I’m launching ‘The People’s Awards’ this week! You can nominate yourself or someone you know. As the UEA Students’ Union has banned Sombreros this week, the first category is: ‘I can’t believe I got told off for THAT!’. What ridiculous things have you been told off about in the past?

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  • The advert for my new range of ‘prank candles’. On the packaging they look like any other candles. But light them and your victim is hit with a stench….
  • Plus, because Wayne Rooney writes love poems, I ask: What would Coleen’s poems back to him be about?

Monday 2-3pm on Future Radio.

Laurence.